https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
On 1/30/2026 6:06 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
Did you find it at the abortion clinic?
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's a tool to open pop top cans instead of prying up the ring
with your fingernails. I have one and for _me_ I find it useless.
But on sites that sell it, it gets rave reviews.
~
If you could find a spoon of the right shape,
that would probably work just fine for opening
pop top cans.
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's a tool to open pop top cans instead of prying up the ring
with your fingernails. I have one and for _me_ I find it useless.
But on sites that sell it, it gets rave reviews.
~
On 1/30/2026 6:10 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's a tool to open pop top cans instead of prying up the ring
with your fingernails. I have one and for _me_ I find it useless.
But on sites that sell it, it gets rave reviews.
~
Looks pretty useless to me. I don't buy much that has pop top cans but seems like the handle end of a spoon or fork would accomplish the same thing.
On 2026-01-31, jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
On 1/30/2026 6:10 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's a tool to open pop top cans instead of prying up the ring
with your fingernails. I have one and for _me_ I find it useless.
But on sites that sell it, it gets rave reviews.
~
Looks pretty useless to me. I don't buy much that has pop top cans but
seems like the handle end of a spoon or fork would accomplish the same
thing.
I clip my fingernails short. I don't drink soda, but I use a tool on
cans of beans, tomatoes, and the big cylinder of oatmeal. Since
I'm generally standing right there next to the flatware drawer, my
weapon of choice is a teaspoon, which has the dual virtues of being
something I've already paid for and being a multi-tasker.
On 1/31/2026 7:47 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
I clip my fingernails short.ÿ I don't drink soda, but I use a tool onThat's pretty much what I said.ÿ The handle end of a spoon or a fork. No need for some special gadget to open a pop top can.
cans of beans, tomatoes, and the big cylinder of oatmeal.ÿ Since
I'm generally standing right there next to the flatware drawer, my
weapon of choice is a teaspoon, which has the dual virtues of being
something I've already paid for and being a multi-tasker.
I had a friend who [...] open pop bottles with his teeth.
[...] amazed that he never broke or even chipped a tooth.
On 2026-01-31 9:25 a.m., jmquown wrote:
On 1/31/2026 7:47 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
I clip my fingernails short.ÿ I don't drink soda, but I use a tool onThat's pretty much what I said.ÿ The handle end of a spoon or a fork.
cans of beans, tomatoes, and the big cylinder of oatmeal.ÿ Since
I'm generally standing right there next to the flatware drawer, my
weapon of choice is a teaspoon, which has the dual virtues of being
something I've already paid for and being a multi-tasker.
No need for some special gadget to open a pop top can.
I had a friend whose family ran a pop business. He used to open pop
bottles with his teeth. I cringed every time I saw him do it and I was amazed that he never broke or even chipped a tooth.
On 2026-01-31, Dave Smith wrote:
I had a friend who [...] open pop bottles with his teeth.
[...] amazed that he never broke or even chipped a tooth.
Without even checking, I'm sure you can find videos of
that in the Internet 'fail' archives. Heck, I'm sure
there's some who will do it live for a 'like'.
On 1/30/2026 6:11 PM, Ed P wrote:
On 1/30/2026 6:06 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
Did you find it at the abortion clinic?
I have no recollection how I came to possess the object, but it doesn't
look like any tool one would use to perform an abortion.
On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 17:06:21 -0600, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's an American toothpick, designed to remove large amounts of food.
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's a tool to open pop top cans instead of prying up the ring
with your fingernails. I have one and for _me_ I find it useless.
But on sites that sell it, it gets rave reviews.
~
I you could find a spoon of the right shape, that would probably work
just fine for opening pop top cans.
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
On 1/30/2026 6:11 PM, Ed P wrote:
On 1/30/2026 6:06 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
Did you find it at the abortion clinic?I have no recollection how I came to possess the object, but it
doesn't look like any tool one would use to perform an abortion.
Indeed, you should always get the right tool for the job.
https://lauralot89.tumblr.com/post/172535644961/gynecological-tools-from-dead-ringers-1988
On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:42:34 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 17:06:21 -0600, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's an American toothpick, designed to remove large amounts of food.
Or an Oztard abortion hook - works on marsupials too.
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's a tool to open pop top cans instead of prying up the ring
with your fingernails. I have one and for _me_ I find it useless.
But on sites that sell it, it gets rave reviews.
I you could find a spoon of the right shape, that would probably work just fine
for opening pop top cans.
I clip my fingernails short. I don't drink soda, but I use a tool on
cans of beans, tomatoes, and the big cylinder of oatmeal. Since
I'm generally standing right there next to the flatware drawer, my
weapon of choice is a teaspoon, which has the dual virtues of being
something I've already paid for and being a multi-tasker.
I had a friend whose family ran a pop business. He used to open pop
bottles with his teeth. I cringed every time I saw him do it and I was amazed that he never broke or even chipped a tooth.
On 2026-01-31, Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
I had no idea that popping tops were a problem for anyone. Thanks, rfc!
My wife just told me that she has a problem too! Who knew until now?
She's now looking to buy a pop topper on Amazon. I'm here. Use me!
On 2026-01-31, Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
I clip my fingernails short. I don't drink soda, but I use a tool on
cans of beans, tomatoes, and the big cylinder of oatmeal. Since
I'm generally standing right there next to the flatware drawer, my
weapon of choice is a teaspoon, which has the dual virtues of being
something I've already paid for and being a multi-tasker.
This thread has given a test for female, up to transgenderism, testing
for sports. I have never, ever had a problem opening a pop top.
Not
once, and I'm damned near eighty. I've already popped five beers
tonight.
On 2026-01-31, Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
I clip my fingernails short. I don't drink soda, but I use a tool on
cans of beans, tomatoes, and the big cylinder of oatmeal. Since
I'm generally standing right there next to the flatware drawer, my
weapon of choice is a teaspoon, which has the dual virtues of being
something I've already paid for and being a multi-tasker.
This thread has given a test for female, up to transgenderism, testing
for sports. I have never, ever had a problem opening a pop top. Not
once, and I'm damned near eighty. I've already popped five beers
tonight. My fingers don't even get sore.
I had no idea that popping tops were a problem for anyone. Thanks, rfc!
My wife just told me that she has a problem too! Who knew until now?
She's now looking to buy a pop topper on Amazon. I'm here. Use me!
On 2026-02-01, Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Sometimes I have trouble; other times,
I don't. Your "test" is not reliable.
Not once, and I'm damned near eighty.
On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 13:53:04 -0700, Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:42:34 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 17:06:21 -0600, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
It's an American toothpick, designed to remove large amounts of
food.
Or an Oztard abortion hook - works on marsupials too.
Sorry, I'm not into races to the bottom.
She's now looking to buy a pop topper on Amazon. I'm here. Use me!
Not
once, and I'm damned near eighty. I've already popped five beers
tonight.
We can tell.
On 2026-01-31, Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
I clip my fingernails short. I don't drink soda, but I use a tool on
cans of beans, tomatoes, and the big cylinder of oatmeal. Since
I'm generally standing right there next to the flatware drawer, my
weapon of choice is a teaspoon, which has the dual virtues of being something I've already paid for and being a multi-tasker.
This thread has given a test for female, up to transgenderism, testing
for sports. I have never, ever had a problem opening a pop top. Not
once, and I'm damned near eighty. I've already popped five beers
tonight. My fingers don't even get sore.
I had no idea that popping tops were a problem for anyone. Thanks, rfc!
My wife just told me that she has a problem too! Who knew until now?
She's now looking to buy a pop topper on Amazon. I'm here. Use me!
On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 20:30:56 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
On 1/30/2026 6:11 PM, Ed P wrote:
On 1/30/2026 6:06 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
Did you find it at the abortion clinic?I have no recollection how I came to possess the object, but it
doesn't look like any tool one would use to perform an abortion.
Indeed, you should always get the right tool for the job.
https://lauralot89.tumblr.com/post/172535644961/gynecological-tools-from-dead-ringers-1988
Creepy flic, creepier props.
Looks like Geiger stuff.
https://www.dreamstime.com/editorial-photo-hr-giger-sculpture-metal-statue-alien-outside-museum-gruyeres-castle-image46605211
It's a tool to open pop top cans instead of prying up the ring
with your fingernails. I have one and for _me_ I find it useless.
But on sites that sell it, it gets rave reviews.
~
Looks pretty useless to me. I don't buy much that has pop top cans but seems like the handle end of a spoon or fork would accomplish the same thing.
Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:rom-dead-ringers-1988
On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 20:30:56 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
On 1/30/2026 6:11 PM, Ed P wrote:
On 1/30/2026 6:06 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
Did you find it at the abortion clinic?I have no recollection how I came to possess the object, but it
doesn't look like any tool one would use to perform an abortion.
Indeed, you should always get the right tool for the job.
https://lauralot89.tumblr.com/post/172535644961/gynecological-tools-f
tue-alien-outside-museum-gruyeres-castle-image46605211
Creepy flic, creepier props.
Looks like Geiger stuff.
https://www.dreamstime.com/editorial-photo-hr-giger-sculpture-metal-sta
That's Chronenburg/Giger for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2oOCKbwjQY
On Sun, 01 Feb 2026 17:44:38 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 20:30:56 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
On 1/30/2026 6:11 PM, Ed P wrote:
On 1/30/2026 6:06 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
Did you find it at the abortion clinic?I have no recollection how I came to possess the object, but it doesn't look like any tool one would use to perform an abortion.
Indeed, you should always get the right tool for the job.
https://lauralot89.tumblr.com/post/172535644961/gynecological-tools-from-dead-ringers-1988
Creepy flic, creepier props.
Looks like Geiger stuff.
https://www.dreamstime.com/editorial-photo-hr-giger-sculpture-metal-statue-alien-outside-museum-gruyeres-castle-image46605211
That's Chronenburg/Giger for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2oOCKbwjQY
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Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:ls-from-dead-ringers-1988
On Sun, 01 Feb 2026 17:44:38 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 20:30:56 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:
On 1/30/2026 6:11 PM, Ed P wrote:
On 1/30/2026 6:06 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/UKLaTiLKjW7aa9hG7
Did you find it at the abortion clinic?I have no recollection how I came to possess the object,
but it doesn't look like any tool one would use to perform
an abortion.
Indeed, you should always get the right tool for the job.
https://lauralot89.tumblr.com/post/172535644961/gynecological-too
-statue-alien-outside-museum-gruyeres-castle-image46605211
Creepy flic, creepier props.
Looks like Geiger stuff.
https://www.dreamstime.com/editorial-photo-hr-giger-sculpture-metal
That's Chronenburg/Giger for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2oOCKbwjQY
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