• ?The Princess and the Pea?

    From Lynn McGuire@3:633/10 to All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 14:45:48
    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:

    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea

    Lynn


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  • From Lawrence D?Oliveiro@3:633/10 to All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 21:05:50
    ?All we are saying ... is give peas a chance.?

    -- Not John Lennon

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  • From Your Name@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 09:27:56
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea

    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those
    and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.


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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 21:35:01
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea >>
    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those
    and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more >electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.


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  • From Your Name@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 18:59:34
    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea >>>
    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those
    and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily!

    Just get a *normal* bed with none of the gimmickry. Even when my father
    had health problems that required the bed to be raised at one end, he
    just stuck a couple of bricks under the feet of his normal bed. :-)

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\



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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 14:23:02
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea >>>>
    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those
    and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily!

    You clearly haven't used one. A fully baffled waterbed has
    very little movement.

    I've used one every night since 1983.


    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Another advantage of waterbeds.

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  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 08:46:12
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 18:59:34 +1200, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:

    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ?The Princess and the Pea??
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:

    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea

    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought
    those
    and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily!

    Just get a *normal* bed with none of the gimmickry. Even when my father
    had health problems that required the bed to be raised at one end, he
    just stuck a couple of bricks under the feet of his normal bed. :-)

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Perhaps a short but sturdy ladder would help.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.18
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Cryptoengineer@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 13:48:35
    On 7/16/2026 2:59 AM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ƒ??The Princess and the Peaƒ??
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/
    index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea

    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those
    and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah.ÿ Get a waterbed.ÿ Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily!

    Just get a *normal* bed with none of the gimmickry. Even when my father
    had health problems that required the bed to be raised at one end, he
    just stuck a couple of bricks under the feet of his normal bed.ÿ :-)

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars, they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing equipment
    just to get in and out of the bed.ÿ :-\


    Appropriate SatW:

    https://satwcomic.com/new-hights

    pt

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  • From Mark Jackson@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 14:14:53
    On 7/16/2026 10:23 AM, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    You either have a heater or a very thick topper. Your body can bring an
    area of a room-temperature mattress up to a comfortable point. No
    chance of doing that with fifty or so cubic feet of water.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily!

    You clearly haven't used one. A fully baffled waterbed has
    very little movement.

    I've used one every night since 1983.

    Except for four years living either in France or a fourth-floor
    apartment in Ithaca we've used one every night at home since 1970.

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Another advantage of waterbeds.

    Our water mattress is in a liner within a homemade frame sitting on the
    floor. (We use a thick topper.) No climbing required; unfortunately my spouse has developed age-related wrist issues and no longer should be stressing them in the way required to get up and out in the morning.
    Time, sadly, to get a conventional bed.

    --
    Mark Jackson - https://mark-jackson.online/
    I have been known to be occasionally sensible,
    but never adult. - Jean-Jacques Semp‚

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  • From BobbieSellers@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 11:49:25
    On 7/16/26 07:23, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea >>>>>
    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those >>>> and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily!

    You clearly haven't used one. A fully baffled waterbed has
    very little movement.

    I've used one every night since 1983.


    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Another advantage of waterbeds.

    Just a bit of advice. Don't buy a mattress that is compressed and rolled up to expand on opening the package. I did and I regret that
    I did not buy a more expensive mattress in San Francisco.

    The obvious up side is not firm and the other side is better
    but you can feel every spring. And with the 2025 swindle I cannot
    afford another mattress f for a couple of years.

    bliss

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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 18:59:43
    Mark Jackson <mjackson@alumni.caltech.edu> writes:
    On 7/16/2026 10:23 AM, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    You either have a heater or a very thick topper. Your body can bring an >area of a room-temperature mattress up to a comfortable point. No
    chance of doing that with fifty or so cubic feet of water.

    Yes, a heater. And a couple of conforters to prevent temperature loss.
    I set ours to 80F year-round.


    <snip>

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Another advantage of waterbeds.

    Our water mattress is in a liner within a homemade frame sitting on the >floor. (We use a thick topper.) No climbing required; unfortunately my >spouse has developed age-related wrist issues and no longer should be >stressing them in the way required to get up and out in the morning.
    Time, sadly, to get a conventional bed.

    My waterbed (Cal King) frame with liner is 18" from the floor. The guest bedroom standard box spring+mattress (Queen) is 31" from the floor. At 195cm, the guest
    bed is a bit easier to access, but less comfortable to sleep on, particularly on
    warm summer nights.


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  • From Lynn McGuire@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 14:43:10
    On 7/16/2026 10:46 AM, Paul S Person wrote:
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 18:59:34 +1200, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:

    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ƒ??The Princess and the Peaƒ??
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating
    buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea >>>>>
    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those >>>> and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily!

    Just get a *normal* bed with none of the gimmickry. Even when my father
    had health problems that required the bed to be raised at one end, he
    just stuck a couple of bricks under the feet of his normal bed. :-)

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Perhaps a short but sturdy ladder would help.

    I have one for my dog when she gets older. It is a holdover from my
    last dog who had severe arthritis at 15 and 16 years.

    The ladder will not work for humans though.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CGYE0IQ

    Lynn


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  • From Lawrence D?Oliveiro@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 21:05:37
    On Wed, 15 Jul 2026 14:45:48 -0500, Lynn McGuire wrote:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    Just occurred to me: he shows variations on the number of mattresses
    and number of peas ... but not number of princesses.

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  • From Mark Jackson@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 17:31:46
    On 7/16/2026 5:05 PM, Lawrence D?Oliveiro wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jul 2026 14:45:48 -0500, Lynn McGuire wrote:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    Just occurred to me: he shows variations on the number of mattresses
    and number of peas ... but not number of princesses.

    Dealt with in the rollover text.

    --
    Mark Jackson - https://mark-jackson.online/
    I have been known to be occasionally sensible,
    but never adult. - Jean-Jacques Semp‚

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.18
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Lynn McGuire@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 18:30:17
    On 7/16/2026 4:05 PM, Lawrence D?Oliveiro wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jul 2026 14:45:48 -0500, Lynn McGuire wrote:

    ?The Princess and the Pea?
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    Just occurred to me: he shows variations on the number of mattresses
    and number of peas ... but not number of princesses.

    We do seem to have a lot of princesses nowadays.

    However, two degrees of freedom is tough enough. Three degrees of
    freedom is a computational nightmare. I know, I do this in my software: varying volume, temperature, and pressure is just one place where I do this.

    Lynn


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  • From Robert Woodward@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 22:05:50
    In article <zS96S.4947$992.3444@fx43.iad>,
    scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) wrote:

    Mark Jackson <mjackson@alumni.caltech.edu> writes:

    <snip>


    Our water mattress is in a liner within a homemade frame sitting on the >floor. (We use a thick topper.) No climbing required; unfortunately my >spouse has developed age-related wrist issues and no longer should be >stressing them in the way required to get up and out in the morning.
    Time, sadly, to get a conventional bed.

    My waterbed (Cal King) frame with liner is 18" from the floor. The
    guest bedroom standard box spring+mattress (Queen) is 31" from the
    floor. At 195cm, the guest bed is a bit easier to access, but less comfortable to sleep on, particularly on warm summer nights.

    My standard box spring-mattress (Double) is 24" from the floor (only 6"
    of space below the frame). The frame is over 50 years old.

    --
    "We have advanced to new and surprising levels of bafflement."
    Imperial Auditor Miles Vorkosigan describes progress in _Komarr_. ?-----------------------------------------------------
    Robert Woodward robertaw@drizzle.com

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  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Friday, July 17, 2026 08:50:51
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 14:14:53 -0400, Mark Jackson
    <mjackson@alumni.caltech.edu> wrote:

    On 7/16/2026 10:23 AM, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    You either have a heater or a very thick topper. Your body can bring an

    area of a room-temperature mattress up to a comfortable point. No
    chance of doing that with fifty or so cubic feet of water.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick
    easily!

    You clearly haven't used one. A fully baffled waterbed has
    very little movement.

    I've used one every night since 1983.

    Except for four years living either in France or a fourth-floor
    apartment in Ithaca we've used one every night at home since 1970.

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Another advantage of waterbeds.

    Our water mattress is in a liner within a homemade frame sitting on the >floor. (We use a thick topper.) No climbing required; unfortunately my

    spouse has developed age-related wrist issues and no longer should be >stressing them in the way required to get up and out in the morning.
    Time, sadly, to get a conventional bed.

    Or (perhaps) replace (with a conventional bed-frame but keeping the
    mattress) or supplement (perhaps side rails) what you have.

    Just random thoughts. You do what you think best.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.18
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Friday, July 17, 2026 09:00:12
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 14:43:10 -0500, Lynn McGuire
    <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 7/16/2026 10:46 AM, Paul S Person wrote:
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 18:59:34 +1200, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:

    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ?The Princess and the Pea??
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating >>>>>> buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can
    control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea >>>>>>
    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought
    those
    and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more
    electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong
    and
    more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick
    easily!

    Just get a *normal* bed with none of the gimmickry. Even when my
    father
    had health problems that required the bed to be raised at one end, he
    just stuck a couple of bricks under the feet of his normal bed. :-)

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Perhaps a short but sturdy ladder would help.

    I have one for my dog when she gets older. It is a holdover from my
    last dog who had severe arthritis at 15 and 16 years.

    The ladder will not work for humans though.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CGYE0IQ

    Although I didn't see quite what I was looking for, there /are/ such
    ladders for mobile homes. <https://www.amazon.com/FEHOKINCH-Handrails-Heavy-Duty-Portable-Non-Slip/ dp/B0G4PBH3B2/ref=sr_1_4_sspa?crid=2PILQQEYI550Z&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Z ma-Hoh1XF1WSbPxwAzZoTZ4eRI1adCVz-hGSnDtrOFYJ2V1r4z0YJSkNMqF7xNaBHRPIXKvRe 2vKSWUSUDIDlxSVop9wsnQKHBJxAsvT75RRpF2c_FRKihB-COmTG9n1_Lesbebo9iIuTBAZT6 rpV10CCehUtAuDzblgK8WRFVUUzg7JKx7HT5STQrm8r5s_lkAZXYKfoEvyHWtyxSL171qk7Tx kGlykjfYiXIE9f_oWUt960BZB0nAaRlWvGlUlquROQ6r-uvJviAoqhokwMqH02zqvnwR84X4Z HmAlM4.KL7s-RUU3ezKXanIUz7MvbEiz7c3933v23V5zGIyINc&dib_tag=se&keywords= mobile%2Bhome%2Bstep%2Bladder&qid=1784304086&sprefix=mobile%2Bhome%2B step%2Bladder%2Caps%2C237&sr=8-4-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY
    &th=1>

    Ok, ok it looks a bit ... industrial and has a dog on it, but the info
    lists "bunk beds" as a possible use. It should work with a single (ie,
    not bunk) bed that requires mountain-climbing gear to get into.

    And there are many others out there.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.18
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Lynn McGuire@3:633/10 to All on Friday, July 17, 2026 14:47:57
    On 7/17/2026 11:00 AM, Paul S Person wrote:
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 14:43:10 -0500, Lynn McGuire
    <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 7/16/2026 10:46 AM, Paul S Person wrote:
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 18:59:34 +1200, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:

    On 2026-07-15 21:35:01 +0000, Scott Lurndal said:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> writes:
    On 2026-07-15 19:45:48 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    ƒ??The Princess and the Peaƒ??
    https://www.xkcd.com/3271/

    I was thinking about this just the other day as I am contemplating >>>>>>> buying the wife and I a pair of those electric beds where you can >>>>>>> control the elevation and the firmness.

    Explained at:
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3271:_The_Princess_and_the_Pea

    Lynn

    I wouldn't waste your money. I know quite a few people who bought those >>>>>> and the beds are always breaking down. Just as with cars, the more >>>>>> electronic gimmickry that is added, the more there is to go wrong and >>>>>> more expensive to fix.

    Yeah. Get a waterbed. Always perfect sleeping temperature.

    Nope. Waterbeds are awful as well, especially if you get seasick easily! >>>>
    Just get a *normal* bed with none of the gimmickry. Even when my father >>>> had health problems that required the bed to be raised at one end, he
    just stuck a couple of bricks under the feet of his normal bed. :-)

    The biggest problem with normal beds these days is that, like cars,
    they tend to be stupidly over-sized ... you need mountain climbing
    equipment just to get in and out of the bed. :-\

    Perhaps a short but sturdy ladder would help.

    I have one for my dog when she gets older. It is a holdover from my
    last dog who had severe arthritis at 15 and 16 years.

    The ladder will not work for humans though.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CGYE0IQ

    Although I didn't see quite what I was looking for, there /are/ such
    ladders for mobile homes. <https://www.amazon.com/FEHOKINCH-Handrails-Heavy-Duty-Portable-Non-Slip/dp/B0G4PBH3B2/ref=sr_1_4_sspa?crid=2PILQQEYI550Z&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Zma-Hoh1XF1WSbPxwAzZoTZ4eRI1adCVz-hGSnDtrOFYJ2V1r4z0YJSkNMqF7xNaBHRPIXKvRe2vKSWUSUDIDlxSVop9wsnQKHBJxAsvT75RRpF2c_FRKihB-COmTG9n1_Lesbebo9iIuTBAZT6rpV10CCehUtAuDzblgK8WRFVUUzg7JKx7HT5STQrm8r5s_lkAZXYKfoEvyHWtyxSL171qk7TxkGlykjfYiXIE9f_oWUt960BZB0nAaRlWvGlUlquROQ6r-uvJviAoqhokwMqH02zqvnwR84X4ZHmAlM4.KL7s-RUU3ezKXanIUz7MvbEiz7c3933v23V5zGIyINc&dib_tag=se&keywords=mobile%2Bhome%2Bstep%2Bladder&qid=1784304086&sprefix=mobile%2Bhome%2Bstep%2Bladder%2Caps%2C237&sr=8-4-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1>

    Ok, ok it looks a bit ... industrial and has a dog on it, but the info
    lists "bunk beds" as a possible use. It should work with a single (ie,
    not bunk) bed that requires mountain-climbing gear to get into.

    And there are many others out there.

    When I was a student at TAMU, I built a "frame" that put the bottom of
    our dorm room bunk beds 6'2" off the ground. I built a ladder too.
    Yes, I am 6'1", what of it? Rolling over in bed was a little difficult because my 34 inch wide shoulders kept on hitting the ceiling.

    Lynn


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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Friday, July 17, 2026 21:47:30
    Paul S Person <psperson@old.netcom.invalid> writes:
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 14:43:10 -0500, Lynn McGuire
    <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:


    I have one for my dog when she gets older. It is a holdover from my=20 >>last dog who had severe arthritis at 15 and 16 years.

    The ladder will not work for humans though.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CGYE0IQ

    Although I didn't see quite what I was looking for, there /are/ such
    ladders for mobile homes. ><https://www.amazon.com/FEHOKINCH-Handrails-Heavy-Duty-Portable-Non-Slip/= >dp/B0G4PBH3B2/ref=3Dsr_1_4_sspa?crid=3D2PILQQEYI550Z&dib=3DeyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Z= >ma-Hoh1XF1WSbPxwAzZoTZ4eRI1adCVz-hGSnDtrOFYJ2V1r4z0YJSkNMqF7xNaBHRPIXKvRe= >2vKSWUSUDIDlxSVop9wsnQKHBJxAsvT75RRpF2c_FRKihB-COmTG9n1_Lesbebo9iIuTBAZT6= >rpV10CCehUtAuDzblgK8WRFVUUzg7JKx7HT5STQrm8r5s_lkAZXYKfoEvyHWtyxSL171qk7Tx= >kGlykjfYiXIE9f_oWUt960BZB0nAaRlWvGlUlquROQ6r-uvJviAoqhokwMqH02zqvnwR84X4Z= >HmAlM4.KL7s-RUU3ezKXanIUz7MvbEiz7c3933v23V5zGIyINc&dib_tag=3Dse&keywords=3D= >mobile%2Bhome%2Bstep%2Bladder&qid=3D1784304086&sprefix=3Dmobile%2Bhome%2B= >step%2Bladder%2Caps%2C237&sr=3D8-4-spons&sp_csd=3Dd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY= >&th=3D1>

    FYI, you can elide everything following (and including) the first ampersand in the URL
    (which are all tracking cookies specific to you).

    e.g.:

    https://www.amazon.com/FEHOKINCH-Handrails-Heavy-Duty-Portable-Non-Slip/dp/B0G4PBH3B2

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  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 09:25:37
    On Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:47:30 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal)
    wrote:

    Paul S Person <psperson@old.netcom.invalid> writes:
    On Thu, 16 Jul 2026 14:43:10 -0500, Lynn McGuire
    <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:


    I have one for my dog when she gets older. It is a holdover from
    my=20
    last dog who had severe arthritis at 15 and 16 years.

    The ladder will not work for humans though.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CGYE0IQ

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    FYI, you can elide everything following (and including) the first
    ampersand in the URL
    (which are all tracking cookies specific to you).

    That's a lot of tracking cookies!

    I'll try to keep this in mind.

    e.g.:

    https://www.amazon.com/FEHOKINCH-Handrails-Heavy-Duty-Portable-Non-Slip/ dp/B0G4PBH3B2
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

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