• [REVIEW] "Project Hail Mary" (sci-fi)

    From Your Name@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, March 12, 2026 19:20:09


    'Project Hail Mary' Review:
    Ryan Gosling in a Lavish but Derivative Outer-Space Adventure
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    There are cliches that critics go back to, and when I realize
    I'm guilty of overusing one (sometimes once can be too often),
    I'll vow never to use it again. Here's one I did that with:
    lauding something as "the movie we need right now." That's a
    phrase so cringe I'm ashamed I ever used it. The reason I
    bring this up is that "Project Hail Mary" is a cosmic
    adventure that feels diagrammed, if not programmed, to be
    The Movie We Need Right Now.

    It's a lavishly scaled feel-good environmental outer-space
    thriller, starring Ryan Gosling as a science geek who is sent
    many lightyears away to save Earth. So it's a movie that
    recalls such lone-astronaut-in-the-void hits as "Gravity" and
    "The Martian." (It's adapted from a novel by Andy Weir, who
    wrote the book "The Martian" is based on.) The film was
    directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, who started off
    as animators ("The Lego Movie") and have the skills to turn
    the mysteries of space into a catchy techno fantasy. Gosling,
    who has already anchored one space-travel movie (Damien
    Chazelle's unfairly maligned 2018 Neil Armstrong drama "First
    Man"), makes the hero, Ryland Grace, a charismatic space bro,
    sheepish and funny and relatable. And the movie, which turns
    on Ryland's relationship with an alien who joins him onboard,
    is like "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" remade as an intergalactic
    buddy movie. "Project Hail Mary" wants to be the kind of great
    escape we need right now, and I have no doubt that many will
    hail it as one.

    So forgive me if I say that it's not a very good movie. There's
    certainly an abstract commercial grandeur to it. I saw it on an
    IMAX screen (it will open on many of those), where it becomes
    the kind of bedazzling warm bath your eyeballs can sink right
    into. But here's the rub. "Project Hail Mary" is way too long
    (two hours and 36 minutes), because there's not much variation
    to it. It's baggy and incredibly derivative of movies you've
    seen before - like "Interstellar," from which it lifts the
    premise of a space voyage as the last chance for human survival
    (in this case, the sun and other stars are dying, which means
    that we've got to travel to the lone star that isn't in order
    to figure out why).

    More crucially, everything to do with the onboard alien is far
    too cute and formulaic. We don't think so at first, because his
    spacecraft is a daunting dazzler (it looks like a giant oil rig
    made of pick-up sticks), and the creature doesn't have one of
    those beguiling faces. In fact, it has no face at all. It's made
    of rock (it looks like the Thing recast as a five-legged spider),
    with a flat slate where its features should be. How will Ryland
    and the alien, who he nicknames Rocky, communicate? By mimicking
    each other's body poses. Then by hooking the alien up to a
    computer, which translates his thoughts into one-liners that,
    within half an hour, are adorable enough to be sitcom-worthy.
    I should add that there are hugs. Too many of them. "Project Hail
    Mary" never stops figuring out ways to make you fall in love with
    it.

    The film opens with Ryland waking up in the spaceship, after
    decades of lying in an induced coma; he's got greasy long hair
    and a beard, and doesn't remember who he is or how he got there.
    But it will all come back to him. His two colleagues, including
    the ship's captain, have both died in hypersleep. The film then
    flashes back to Earth, where we're given the elaborate
    "Interstellar" setup (in this case, it's global cooling), and we
    get to know Ryland as the antic misunderstood genius he is.

    He's a middle-school science teacher in nubby sweaters, because
    his research as a molecular biologist was rejected by the
    establishment as too radical. But it turns out that he was right
    about everything. When the sun begins to lose heat, he's recruited
    by the powers that be in Washington, represented by Eva Stratt
    (Sandra H?ller), an official of stoic Euro command who's the head
    of the Hail Mary project to save Earth. A mysterious line has been
    found linking Venus and the sun. It's dubbed the Petrova line, and
    Ryland discovers that it's made up of single-cell organisms,
    called Astrophage, that can be used as rocket fuel. That's how
    they'll be able to travel to Tau Ceti, a thriving star about a
    zillion miles away. Ryland is only supposed to be a consultant.
    That he ends up as part of the onboard mission hinges on a twist
    of desperate treachery.

    Gosling's performance in the Earth sections is quite winning,
    because he plays Ryland as an anxious brainiac who's in over his
    head. But one of the key flaws of Drew Goddard's screenplay is that
    once Ryland is on the ship, that neurotic aspect of him isn't
    sustained. It kind of melts away, so that he's just Ryan Gosling,
    icon of witty golden-god valor. (He has no flight training but
    masters the ship in no time.) The film feels padded, whether it's
    stopping in its tracks for Eva to do a full-blown karaoke version
    of Harry Styles' "Sign of the Times" or spilling over into a finale
    that doesn't know where to end. The sentimental dilemma of whether
    Ryan, at one point, is going to go forward with the mission or turn
    the ship around to save Rocky is string-pulling of a very generic
    order. "Project Hail Mary" will likely be a hit, but the movie we
    need right now - or, really, anytime - is one whose drama extends
    beyond its ability to push our buttons.



    <https://au.variety.com/2026/film/news/project-hail-mary-review-ryan-gosling-34075/>






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  • From MummyChunk@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, March 12, 2026 05:35:03
    Your Name wrote:
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    Really looking forward to seeing this movie.


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=702427330#702427330

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