• Re: NTB: Classic NTB Adventures #369: Wrath of The Administrator Part E

    From Drew Nilium@3:633/10 to All on Sunday, November 09, 2025 05:45:08
    Subject: Re: NTB: Classic NTB Adventures #369: Wrath of The Administrator Part Eleven

    On 4/13/25 5:01 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
    <snip>> What?!˙ An NTB/LNH Crossover?!˙ And if they should
    team-up?!!˙ And then maybe date??!!˙ And then marry up?!!!
    And then have babies?!!!˙ LNH/NTB Babies?!!!!!!
    Oh yes. This is the next-generation universe we need!
    (Okay.˙ Probably none of that will happen -- but there will
    probably be a pink fuzzy trenchcoat...)

    :D

    VERTICAL PLAIN - Special #1 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ A Net.Trenchcoat.Brigade - Wrath of the Administrator Crossover

    Because we can't resist this shit

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ 'Hi guys!˙ I'm back!" said the figure, clad in a white
    shirt and jeans, and a wide red belt.˙ He has wavy black hair and is
    wearing round sunglasses with a circled 'A's on each lens.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ Brousing Boy looks up and spits out his his chocolate milk.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "It's Kid Eternity!"
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "No, it's me!˙ Kid Anarky!" explained the figure.

    X3

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Hi guys! 'Sup?" says KA, plopping himself into a chair.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Er... hi.˙ May we help you?" says Panta.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Panta!˙ Pli!˙ Er.. Curly.˙ It's me!" explained KA.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "That's all good and well.˙ And you would be...?"
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "C'mon guys!˙ I was only gone for a month..." whined Kid Anarky.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ Pliable Lad and Panta looked at each other and a smile spread
    across both their faces.˙ They looked back at Kid Anarky.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Just kidding!" said Pliable Lad, messing up KA's hair.
    Meanwhile, Panta had lept over the table and was hugging him.˙ Curly...
    well, continued to look happy.

    D'awwwww! :D :D :D ADORABLE.

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ No doubt about it.˙ He would have to sever any chances of them teaming up.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Now who," he contemplated, "in the LNH, wears a trenchcoat...?"

    heeheehee

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "By the way, I really appreciate you and Panta visiting me a few times while I was.... resting." said Kid Anarky.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Hey, no problem.˙ We're the Net.Patrol.˙ Gotta stick together, right?"
    Pliable Lad had a hint of doubt in his voice, because he knew he had yet
    to prove himself.˙ He hadn't gone on any real adventure with Panta and Kid Anarky yet, and was beginning to wonder if the 'Net.Patrol' was little
    more than a concept in Kid Anarky's head...

    Awwwwwww.

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Hoi doc.˙ My trenchcoat!˙ I'm sure I left my only other
    trenchcoat right here!" Kid Anarky said while indication the closet.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Well," started the doctor, "it's not as if you have a lot of
    places to lose it in here...˙ It must have gained sentience and left."
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "What?"
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "While you were gone, as a bizarre by product of your powers, coupled
    with the waves of humiliation it was subjected to during the 'W'-word scandal, it obviously gained sentience and is now even as we speak
    plotting to take over the earth."
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Er... Ok doc, sure..." Kid Anarky said.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "No, that's not it... It's been kidnapped by a nemesis who..."

    X3 X3 X3 Love it.

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Kid Anarky..." started the figure.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Hey guy.˙ Nice coat.˙ You consider selling it?"
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ The figure stopped and sighed.˙ Then he started again.

    hehehehe. I love the shit the Dvandom Stranger goes thru. X>

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "All will be explained.˙ For now you have other matters awaiting you.˙ You are at a critical point in your life, and things may not go as
    you expect. ˙ Whatever you do, do _not_" a brief smile seemed to cross the Stranger's face momentarily, "use a Plot Device.˙ It could prove disastrous."

    I repeat, do *not* do the thing you're obviously going to do later in
    the story.

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ After that encounter, Kid Anarky had found a person he deemed as knowledgable in these weird mystical experiences...
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Sounds like the Dvandom Stranger to me." said Occultism Kid, chewing on a hot dog.

    hehehehe

    ˙"So, what're you gonna do?" he asked, looking up
    from his meal.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "What else?˙ Find a plot device..."

    I'm glad we're all on the same page. n.n

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ And beside, that suggestion about the Plot Device wasn't very
    subtle at all.˙ No the Stranger's style.˙ It sounded almost as if he was _daring_ Kid A to use it.˙ But the Stranger didn't have a sense of humour. Did he?

    Well, I think he does. n.n

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Panta, you're great!" In a single action Kid Anarky hugged and kissed Panta on the cheek, grabbed the dufflebag and was off running to
    find a
    plot device.

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ It was pink.
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ He couldn't believe he had let himself get overly optimistic, but
    he had been shocked when he had opened the bag to find... this.

    hehehehe

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ It looked absolutely horrendous on him.˙ It's fuzzy fluorescent pinkness clashed so badly with his blue and grey bodysuit as to give any onlooker an immediate headache.

    I love it, I have always loved it. n.n

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ Uncertain what to do next, he simply pressed the large red button
    on the Plot Device.

    Hell yeah. n.n

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ As waves of crackling energy flowed from his hands, his arms, his body, into the small gadget, he suddenly realized that no-one had ever
    used it inside the HQ before...
    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ Then he exploded.

    He's dead! This story will now be about Curly.

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ "Oooooooo.˙ Neat." ˙said Curly from underneath Kid Anarky's bed before he curled up into a ball and fell asleep again.

    Never mind. u.u;

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ The world had seemed to explode around Kid Anarky.˙ But everything seemed much better now.˙ The fact that he was zooming away from the earth
    and into the sun didn't bother him.˙ The fact that he didn't seem to have
    a body didn't bother him. The fact that he might well be dead didn't bother him.˙ What _did_ bother him was that none of this bothered him at all.˙ It all felt natural to him.

    Oh, I've been there. Good trip, bro.

    ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ Suddenly he was in a physical body again.˙ He seemed to be in a very
    scummy lavatory.˙ Realizing he was alive and sane, after a few minutes of contemplation on the subject, he decided this would be an opportune time
    and place to pass out.

    hehehehehe

    Drew "enty bee" Nilium

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