• FREE GAME: Cursedland

    From Spalls Hurgenson@3:633/10 to All on Monday, January 26, 2026 18:43:13

    My quest to hoard all the Internet Points continues. Suck it, ant;
    those points are mine! ;-) ;-)



    * Cursedland
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/3447170/Cursedland/
    A really crappy-looking, possibly AI-slop platformer.
    Don't get it. Some games like this, they look terrible
    but you see that it was an effort of love despite the
    obvious lack of talent. This lacks that passion AND
    lacks the talent. It won't cost you any money to play...
    but that's the only good thing to say about it. And even
    that is a double-edged sword because that low-price
    will artificially inflate the download numbers far
    more than this game deserves. Just avoid it altogether.


    You know, this game is so terrible, I don't think I deserve those
    Internet Points. I mean, I'm taking them anyway... but I'll feel a
    little bit guilty about it.





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  • From Ant@3:633/10 to All on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 07:30:47
    Passed! I could had posted, but meh.


    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    My quest to hoard all the Internet Points continues. Suck it, ant;
    those points are mine! ;-) ;-)



    * Cursedland
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/3447170/Cursedland/
    A really crappy-looking, possibly AI-slop platformer.
    Don't get it. Some games like this, they look terrible
    but you see that it was an effort of love despite the
    obvious lack of talent. This lacks that passion AND
    lacks the talent. It won't cost you any money to play...
    but that's the only good thing to say about it. And even
    that is a double-edged sword because that low-price
    will artificially inflate the download numbers far
    more than this game deserves. Just avoid it altogether.


    You know, this game is so terrible, I don't think I deserve those
    Internet Points. I mean, I'm taking them anyway... but I'll feel a
    little bit guilty about it.





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  • From Rin Stowleigh@3:633/10 to All on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 18:53:01
    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 18:43:13 -0500, Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    You know, this game is so terrible, I don't think I deserve those
    Internet Points. I mean, I'm taking them anyway... but I'll feel a
    little bit guilty about it.

    We're going to need to deduct 4.7 months of points for this
    monstrosity, it looks like games I used to make back when I was
    fucking around with MC68000 Assembly.

    This looks about as much fun as getting audited by the IRS.

    Shame on you. Shame I say.

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  • From Xocyll@3:633/10 to All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 09:44:27
    Rin Stowleigh <nospam@nowhere.com> looked up from reading the entrails
    of the porn spammer to utter "The Augury is good, the signs say:

    <snip>
    This looks about as much fun as getting audited by the IRS.

    ...during a colonoscopy.

    Xocyll
    --
    I don't particularly want you to FOAD, myself. You'll be more of
    a cautionary example if you'll FO And Get Chronically, Incurably,
    Painfully, Progressively, Expensively, Debilitatingly Ill. So
    FOAGCIPPEDI. -- Mike Andrews responding to an idiot in asr

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  • From candycanearter07@3:633/10 to All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 21:30:03
    Rin Stowleigh <nospam@nowhere.com> wrote at 23:53 this Tuesday (GMT):
    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 18:43:13 -0500, Spalls Hurgenson
    <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    You know, this game is so terrible, I don't think I deserve those
    Internet Points. I mean, I'm taking them anyway... but I'll feel a
    little bit guilty about it.

    We're going to need to deduct 4.7 months of points for this
    monstrosity, it looks like games I used to make back when I was
    fucking around with MC68000 Assembly.

    This looks about as much fun as getting audited by the IRS.

    Shame on you. Shame I say.


    What does a decimal Internet Point mean?
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    user <candycane> is generated from /dev/urandom

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  • From Ant@3:633/10 to All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 22:43:32
    Xocyll <Xocyll@gmx.com> wrote:
    ...
    ...during a colonoscopy.

    I had that last year due to detected blood in my home stool test collection. :/ --
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  • From Rin Stowleigh@3:633/10 to All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 19:11:21
    On Wed, 28 Jan 2026 21:30:03 -0000 (UTC), candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> wrote:

    Rin Stowleigh <nospam@nowhere.com> wrote at 23:53 this Tuesday (GMT):
    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 18:43:13 -0500, Spalls Hurgenson >><spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    You know, this game is so terrible, I don't think I deserve those >>>Internet Points. I mean, I'm taking them anyway... but I'll feel a
    little bit guilty about it.

    We're going to need to deduct 4.7 months of points for this
    monstrosity, it looks like games I used to make back when I was
    fucking around with MC68000 Assembly.

    This looks about as much fun as getting audited by the IRS.

    Shame on you. Shame I say.


    What does a decimal Internet Point mean?

    It means I spared him 2 digit precision by rounding up.

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