PRESS RELEASE:

If my latest attempt at instigating sudden magickal evolution
(s.m.p.e.) has been successful, the following, which can
be tested in labs, should be true:

1. viruses have evolved as of 0136 UTC July 23, 2026,

2. single-celled organisms have evolved as of 0202 UTC,

3. for multi-cellular organisms:
(a) mitochondrial DNA has been adjusted as of 0224 UTC,
(b) RNA has been adjusted as of 0231 UTC,
(c) nuclear DNA, sperm, ova, pollen have been adjusted as of 0243 UTC,
(d) intracellular machinery has been adjusted as of 0327 UTC,
(e) adult stem cells --> early stem cell state as of 0350 UTC,
(f) some other cells --> early stem cell state as of 0517 UTC.

[SMPESetup], which had many collaborators who I will list
if anyone asks me to, is complete.

Goddess, who I define as the ruler of the region all/everything,
began the s.m.p.e. of multi-cellular DNA-based species
as of 0519 UTC July 23 2026.

If not, I plan to try again Friday night (night of July 24,
or morning of July 25 in UTC).

Some may rightly say that viruses are constantly mutating.
Well, that is true, but supposedly in this evolution
pathogenic viruses and pathogenic bacteria have
become more benign. They still may be transmissible
but their symptoms should be much milder. Also
some bacteria should have evolved to eat plastic,
oil spills, and toxic waste, and maybe even bind/fix
radioactive material.

If it has worked, when should effects be noticeable?
There are now 60 species in human species group.
Physical markings in human species group will be
slightly visible in three days, and fully realized, including
roots of hair, in three weeks. Full transformation for
ages 20 and up, not including bone, will take 15 months,
and including bone will take three years (including
limb regeneration for amputees).

Cell samples held in labs should also have evolved
so to test any DNA changes one would have to
compare the genome of an organism to one
previously recorded on a computer.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) ?Early morning, jubilators, up to no good, instigators... Sons of long forgotten races, that the darkest night embraces? (Ron Hynes & D.O?D)


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Oh no, Hogwasher newsreader has failed me again; it
checks spelling in the body of a post but not in the
Subject line, in which ?suden? should be ?sudden?.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) ?Early morning, jubilators, up to no good, instigators... Sons of long forgotten races, that the darkest night embraces? (Ron Hynes & D.O?D)


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On Jul 23, 2026, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.3011E59602D1252130F6FA38F@news.eternal-september.org>):

Oh no, Hogwasher newsreader has failed me again; it
checks spelling in the body of a post but not in the
Subject line, in which ?suden? should be ?sudden?.

Also I have an old keyboard that perhaps I should clean.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) ?Early morning, jubilators, up to no good, instigators... Sons of long forgotten races, that the darkest night embraces? (Ron Hynes & D.O?D)


--- PyGate Linux v1.5.18
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On Jul 23, 2026, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.3011E47C02D0E30030F6FA38F@news.eternal-september.org>):

PRESS RELEASE:

If my latest attempt at instigating sudden magickal evolution
(s.m.p.e.) has been successful, the following, which can
be tested in labs, should be true:

1. viruses have evolved as of 0136 UTC July 23, 2026,

2. single-celled organisms have evolved as of 0202 UTC,

3. for multi-cellular organisms:
(a) mitochondrial DNA has been adjusted as of 0224 UTC,
(b) RNA has been adjusted as of 0231 UTC,
(c) nuclear DNA, sperm, ova, pollen have been adjusted as of 0243 UTC,
(d) intracellular machinery has been adjusted as of 0327 UTC,
(e) adult stem cells --> early stem cell state as of 0350 UTC,
(f) some other cells --> early stem cell state as of 0517 UTC.

[SMPESetup], which had many collaborators who I will list
if anyone asks me to, is complete.

Goddess, who I define as the ruler of the region all/everything,
began the s.m.p.e. of multi-cellular DNA-based species
as of 0519 UTC July 23 2026.

If not, I plan to try again Friday night (night of July 24,
or morning of July 25 in UTC).

Some may rightly say that viruses are constantly mutating.
Well, that is true, but supposedly in this evolution
pathogenic viruses and pathogenic bacteria have
become more benign. They still may be transmissible
but their symptoms should be much milder. Also
some bacteria should have evolved to eat plastic,
oil spills, and toxic waste, and maybe even bind/fix
radioactive material.

If it has worked, when should effects be noticeable?
There are now 60 species in human species group.
Physical markings in human species group will be
slightly visible in three days, and fully realized, including
roots of hair, in three weeks. Full transformation for
ages 20 and up, not including bone, will take 15 months,
and including bone will take three years (including
limb regeneration for amputees).

Cell samples held in labs should also have evolved
so to test any DNA changes one would have to
compare the genome of an organism to one
previously recorded on a computer.

I failed again in the above latest Sisyphean attempt, but
plan to try again the evening/night of July 24, or
early July 25 in UTC/GMT. However I may be away
from my computer then. And if I continue to fail
I will eventually have to give up.

If it works, one consequence is that all cancer cells
will go benign, and tumours will shrink away for
minor criminal and better and for medium criminal
and worse who follow their healing circle prescription
(best course of action, which may have several
options possibly including jail time).

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) ?Early morning, jubilators, up to no good, instigators... Sons of long forgotten races, that the darkest night embraces? (Ron Hynes & D.O?D)


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