From Jeanne Morningstar@3:633/10 to All on Friday, August 14, 2026 21:01:38
Cover: Flipseid, wearing gnarly cosmic armor, stands before a crack in the Source Wall. On the other side sit cosmological avatars of the Writers, who look sacked out. Some of them are playing cards or phone games; one is mixing a cocktail with Absolut Vodka.
FLIPSEID: Ha ha ha! I have attained Ultimate Absolute Cosmic Power! Now I will create a new universe imbued with my own energy!
COCKTAIL-MIXING WRITER: Sorry, pal, we have more universes than we know what to do with. Can you *yawn* come back later?
CAPTION: Can the Looniverse's greatest force of evil save it from its greatest peril... ABSOLUTE EXHAUSTION?