• LNH: Cover Gallery #75i

    From Drew Nilium@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, May 14, 2026 13:27:51
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    In the Letters Page Dimension, Letters Page Man is holding a printout of
    the RACC mailing list - but all the letters are floating away, into the
    mouth of the Letterhack! Behind him, the members of the Arthur Spitzer
    Revenge Squad (So-Lame-Even-Saxon-Brenton-Wouldn't-Use-Him-In-a-Story
    Lad, The-Villain-That-Would-Have-Appeared-In-JONG-#7-If-The-Writer-Had- Bothered-to-Write-That-Far, Namer Boy, and Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur- Spitzer's-Stuff Lad) are jeering and shaking their fists!

    LETTERS PAGE MAN: All of Arthur's posts are vanishing from the mailing
    list-- but how!?

    THE LETTERHACK: [inbetween gross chewing noises] Today, Arthur Spitzer-- tomorrow, the world!!

    [CAPTION: When posts go missing, is it the laziness of corporations or a personal grudge!? Read-- SPITZER IT OUT ALREADY!]

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    Note: Letters Page Man shows up only in a few early issues of Limp-
    Asparagus Lad. NO REGRETS, BABY

    Drew "but lots of regrets if I can't see Arthur's posts" Nilium

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  • From Drew Perron@3:633/10 to All on Thursday, May 14, 2026 23:13:19
    On Thu, May 14, 2026 at 6:31?PM Arthur Spitzer via racc
    <racc@lists.eyrie.org> wrote:
    <snip>
    Wonder why So-Lame-Even-Saxon-Brenton-Wouldn't-Use-Him-In-a-Story Lad has
    a grudge against me? Maybe because I created him? Well okay, that's prob ably the reason.

    That sounds right, or at least because you named him that. X> But
    then, maybe he should be angry at Namer Boy instead...

    Also not sure if this is the real Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-S
    tuff Lad since he doesn't seem to be sipping a Pina Colada.

    Arthur "An imposter?" Spitzer

    Oh shit! He's out to ruin the good name of Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-Stuff Lad! :o

    Drew "NCGIASS Lad: Threat or Menace?" Nilium

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