On Tue, May 12, 2026 at 10:44?PM Arthur Spitzer <arspitzer2@gmail.c
wrote:
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yessssss, YESSSSS
[Cover: We see a large screen that has Arthur Spitzer's big head on it i
n the LNH Big Screen Room. A word balloon coming out of Arthur's mouth say
s, 'Sorry, guys. I'm All Out of Jokes. So, can't really do this whole LNH
thing anymore. Bye!'
Down below the screen a number of members of the Legion of Net.Heroes, re
ceptionists, kiwis, oozelfinches, mimes, and so on are deeply upset by this
news -- some weeping exorbitantly at the this horrible, horrible extremely
sad news (except for Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-Stuff Lad who just kind of shrugs as he calmly sips away on a Pina Colada).
At the bottom of the page in large bold letters is: 'THE DAY ARTHUR SPIT
ZER RAN OUT OF JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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THE DOOMSDAY PROPHECY IS ALMOST COMPLETE
Drew "so many jokes" Nilium
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