• 9/16 Guacamole

    From Ben Collver@1:18/200 to All on Tuesday, September 15, 2026 17:48:58
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    Title: Holy Rollee Guacamole
    Categories: Dips, Guacamole
    Yield: 1 Batch

    1 Soft avocado; chopped
    1 lg Tomato
    1 Onion; chopped
    Green onions;
    - chopped (optional)
    1 cn Diced tomatoes;
    - juice and all, the flash
    - cooked type are best
    3/4 bn Fresh cilantro;
    - cleaned & chopped,
    - or to taste
    3/4 Fresh jalapeno;
    - or to taste
    1 1/2 Meyer lemons;
    - juice of
    2 cl Garlic; minced, or to taste
    1/4 c Olive oil;
    - up to 1/2 c, top quality
    1 tb Chile powder; heaping
    1 tb Cumin; heaping
    Kosher salt; to taste
    2 Grinds fresh black pepper

    This guacamole should have a chunky texture and lots of juice in it.

    Adjust ingredients to suit your own tastes.

    Wash jalapeno and place on a hot burner to char skin. When it is fully
    charred, rub skin off, slice, remove seeds and chop 3/4 of the pepper
    up.

    It is hard to go wrong on this one as the various ingredients love to
    sit in a bowl together, regardless of the ratio of what to what.

    If you really want to impress the fans, make your own tortilla chips.
    Quarter about half a pack of fresh tortillas, cook in hot oil, drain
    on thick paper towels (the good kind) and salt. Careful, men will
    fight you for the last few chips. It might be safer just to make
    more.

    Note: this makes the kitchen smell all fry-ie. If you have an
    electric skillet, cook these out on the back porch, but, not in the
    rain. Spatters matter.

    Recipe by Patti Thompson

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