• Humble Choice July 2026

    From Spalls Hurgenson@3:633/10 to All on Tuesday, July 07, 2026 13:31:22

    You might think that given my recent unhappiness with Humble's
    offerings (and service) I might stop doing these posts, but no, I
    think I'll keep at it for a while longer. Who knows? Maybe Humble will
    start offering some games worth grabbing again. Let's find out!

    #


    * Sea of Stars: Sunset Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/1244090/Sea_of_Stars_Sunset_Edition/
    A retro-themed turn-based RPG based on SNES-era JRPGs. For
    what it is, the game doesn't look too bad... but I'm not a
    fan of that genre.


    * Tunic
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/553420/TUNIC/
    An isometric action/adventure game featuring an anthropo-
    morphic fox. Nicer graphics than the previous offering, but
    still not anything I can get too excited about.


    * Neon White
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1533420/Neon_White/
    A single-player FPS aimed at speed-runners. Lots of first-
    person platforming too, from what I can tell. Don't really care
    for the visual style, and haven't any interest in speed-running.
    I like to take my time and enjoy the level design.


    * Police Simulator: Patrol Officers https://store.steampowered.com/app/997010/Police_Simulator_Patrol_Officers/
    Yet-another-workplace-sim style of game; this time you're
    a cop! But it's as janky as all the rest.


    * Drop Duchy: Complete Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/2525310/Drop_Duchy/
    A cross between a puzzle game, top-down strategy, and a
    rogue-like. Looks marginally interesting, although the
    use of deck-building mechanics is usually an instant
    turn-off.


    * DiceFolk
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1996430/Dicefolk/
    "A rogue-like deckbuilder". 'Nuff said.


    * Our Adventurer Guild https://store.steampowered.com/app/2026000/Our_Adventurer_Guild/
    Top-down turn-based RPG with gameplay similar to the "Fire
    Emblem" games on the SNES. It's well reviewed, but --again--
    just not anything I'm interested in.


    #

    You know, usually when I dislike a month's HumbleChoice selection,
    still I often agonize over whether or not to skip the month. Even when
    the majority of games aren't anything I like, still there's usually at
    least one or two games ~~just~~ good enough that it makes me wonder,
    "Should I pay for the games anyway?". After all, it does add eight new
    games to The Number. I think this is the first month I ever looked at
    a selection and said immediately, and with no remorse, "Nope, not this
    time." (The one game I might be marginally interested in, "Drop Duchy"
    is less than the price of the full bundle anyway. And even then, it
    uses deck-building mechanics, so it's still not worth it even at the
    reduced price).

    So for the third month in a row, Humble disappoints with their
    selection. Well, I guess I save myself some money anyway (most of
    which I already spent on Steam Summer Sales purchases anyway ;-). I
    guess we'll just have to wait and see what Humble offers next month.
    Will they finally redeem themselves, or am I going to keep being
    disappointed?

    #

    Are you with me that this month's selections suck, or do you think I
    should re-evaluate some of those games? Are any of the titles above
    secretly awesome?







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  • From Justisaur@3:633/10 to All on Monday, July 13, 2026 11:52:19
    On 7/7/2026 10:31 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:



    Are you with me that this month's selections suck, or do you think I
    should re-evaluate some of those games? Are any of the titles above
    secretly awesome?


    They suck. As far as I'm concerned, they've always sucked (or at least
    not been worth it for the one game I might want.)

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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@3:633/10 to All on Monday, July 13, 2026 19:11:42
    On Mon, 13 Jul 2026 11:52:19 -0700, Justisaur <justisaur@yahoo.com>
    said this thing:

    On 7/7/2026 10:31 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:



    Are you with me that this month's selections suck, or do you think I
    should re-evaluate some of those games? Are any of the titles above
    secretly awesome?


    They suck. As far as I'm concerned, they've always sucked (or at least
    not been worth it for the one game I might want.)

    I wouldn't say always, but there's definitely a trend forming. I got a
    lot of good games from them and usually the price-of-entry for the
    bundle was less than buying the one single game anyway.

    Over the years, thanks to HumbleChoice, I've added games like
    "Galacitiv Civilizations II", "Dark Souls III", "Quantum Break",
    "Civilization VI", "Mafia III", "Dead Rising 4", "Hitman 1 & 2",
    "Project CARS 2", "Battletech", "Resident Evil: Village", "Shenmue 1,
    II and III", "Bards Tale IV", "PC Building Simulator", the "Darksider"
    games, "Yakuza 3 & 4", "Borderlands 3", "Mass Effect Legendary Edition trilogy", "Just Cause 4", "WH40K: Boltgun" and hundreds more to my
    library. Some were awful, true, and many more were adequate... but on
    the whole I am --or was-- generally satisfied with the selection.

    It's only recently things have been getting bad. In part, I think,
    this is because Humble has backed themselves into a corner. They've
    already used most of the good games. They can't put them up again
    because then people would be paying for duplicates. But there's only
    so many games they can get that publishers are willing to sell for the
    prices Humble is offering. It also doesn't help that, back when Humble
    started, most publishers viewed their back-catalog as nearly
    worthless, and were happy to see /any/ sales for games 10+ years old.
    Nowadays, publishers price their older titles much higher, making it
    more difficult for Humble to negotiate deals.

    Still, understanding why Humble is struggling doesn't make it any
    easier to recommend the service. It used to be a great way to get
    games... but these days, not so much.

    Even more so when there are much better competitors. If you can hold
    your nose at the idea of giving them money, Amazon Prime gives you
    more games (and movies, and free shipping) for a lower monthly cost.
    Similarly, subscription services like Playstation of XBox or similarly
    priced and you have a larger selection of games (albeit with even less ownership). Humble just isn't worth anymore.





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  • From candycanearter07@3:633/10 to All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 15:20:03
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 17:31 this Tuesday (GMT):

    You might think that given my recent unhappiness with Humble's
    offerings (and service) I might stop doing these posts, but no, I
    think I'll keep at it for a while longer. Who knows? Maybe Humble will
    start offering some games worth grabbing again. Let's find out!

    #


    * Sea of Stars: Sunset Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/1244090/Sea_of_Stars_Sunset_Edition/
    A retro-themed turn-based RPG based on SNES-era JRPGs. For
    what it is, the game doesn't look too bad... but I'm not a
    fan of that genre.


    * Tunic
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/553420/TUNIC/
    An isometric action/adventure game featuring an anthropo-
    morphic fox. Nicer graphics than the previous offering, but
    still not anything I can get too excited about.


    * Neon White
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1533420/Neon_White/
    A single-player FPS aimed at speed-runners. Lots of first-
    person platforming too, from what I can tell. Don't really care
    for the visual style, and haven't any interest in speed-running.
    I like to take my time and enjoy the level design.


    * Police Simulator: Patrol Officers https://store.steampowered.com/app/997010/Police_Simulator_Patrol_Officers/
    Yet-another-workplace-sim style of game; this time you're
    a cop! But it's as janky as all the rest.


    * Drop Duchy: Complete Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/2525310/Drop_Duchy/
    A cross between a puzzle game, top-down strategy, and a
    rogue-like. Looks marginally interesting, although the
    use of deck-building mechanics is usually an instant
    turn-off.


    * DiceFolk
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1996430/Dicefolk/
    "A rogue-like deckbuilder". 'Nuff said.


    * Our Adventurer Guild https://store.steampowered.com/app/2026000/Our_Adventurer_Guild/
    Top-down turn-based RPG with gameplay similar to the "Fire
    Emblem" games on the SNES. It's well reviewed, but --again--
    just not anything I'm interested in.


    #

    You know, usually when I dislike a month's HumbleChoice selection,
    still I often agonize over whether or not to skip the month. Even when
    the majority of games aren't anything I like, still there's usually at
    least one or two games ~~just~~ good enough that it makes me wonder,
    "Should I pay for the games anyway?". After all, it does add eight new
    games to The Number. I think this is the first month I ever looked at
    a selection and said immediately, and with no remorse, "Nope, not this
    time." (The one game I might be marginally interested in, "Drop Duchy"
    is less than the price of the full bundle anyway. And even then, it
    uses deck-building mechanics, so it's still not worth it even at the
    reduced price).

    So for the third month in a row, Humble disappoints with their
    selection. Well, I guess I save myself some money anyway (most of
    which I already spent on Steam Summer Sales purchases anyway ;-). I
    guess we'll just have to wait and see what Humble offers next month.
    Will they finally redeem themselves, or am I going to keep being disappointed?

    #

    Are you with me that this month's selections suck, or do you think I
    should re-evaluate some of those games? Are any of the titles above
    secretly awesome?


    I've heard a lot of good stuff about TUNIC.
    --
    user <candycane> is generated from /dev/urandom

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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@3:633/10 to All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 14:37:45
    On Sat, 18 Jul 2026 15:20:03 -0000 (UTC), candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> said this thing:
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 17:31 this Tuesday (GMT):


    * Tunic
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/553420/TUNIC/
    An isometric action/adventure game featuring an anthropo-
    morphic fox. Nicer graphics than the previous offering, but
    still not anything I can get too excited about.


    I've heard a lot of good stuff about TUNIC.


    I don't think its a terrible game. The reviews on Steam are quite
    positive, after all. But it also doesn't seem to do anything
    particularly novel or exciting. It's one of those 'good for what it
    is' games, which I suppose is great for fans of the genre. But I'm not
    included in that group, so it does little to attract me.



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